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This one wants a mouse and a wide window: you place blocks on a small grid and drag weapons to aim them. It will load on a phone, but it was not built for one.

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Fort Nonsense

A golden toilet with googly eyes, a fort built round it a block at a time, and rubber chickens, pies and grandmas to keep the goblins off it.

About

The king's one treasure is the Throne, a solid gold toilet with googly eyes, and everybody wants it. You build a fort round it block by block and bolt on weapons you aim by dragging: a Rubber Chicken Launcher, a Bowling Ball Cannon, a Pie Catapult, a Grandma Trebuchet, a Leaf Blower, a Beehive Mortar, a Vending Turret and an Anvil Flinger. The waves do not stop: goblins, Ladder Larrys, Chonks, pigeons that bomb from above, Tomato Tossers lobbing from mid-field, Kamikaze Karen, who explodes demanding the manager, and every fifth wave a Tax Collector who takes your coins. Blocks crumble and anything left unsupported falls down. Between waves you take one of three Nonsense Cards, some of them cursed, and every card makes the next wave angrier.

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Waves: Endless, with a Tax Collector every fifth
Weapons: Eight to start, three more unlocked by trophies
Cards: Twenty-five, some of them cursed
Thrones: Five, from the Golden Throne to the Cursed Commode
Audio: Effects and narration generated with ElevenLabs

How it plays

01
Pick a block or a weapon from the tray along the bottom (the number keys work too) and click a square on the build grid round the Throne to place it.
02
Drag a weapon to aim it, click it to upgrade it, and press Space or Bring It On! to start the wave. Enemies come from the right and want the Throne.
03
Blocks take damage and anything with nothing under it falls, which will also land on whoever is standing there. Kills by architecture, by grandma and by combo earn style bonuses.
04
After each wave pick one of three Nonsense Cards. Every card adds heat, and heat makes the next waves harder. Gears and golden teeth from each run buy permanent upgrades.